"Spare Tire" Dixon

Marion "Spare Tire" Dixon
"Spare Tire" and Al battle it out with elbows, teeth, knees...and photos of each others' moms-in-law
"Spare Tire" and Al battle it out with elbows, teeth, knees...and photos of each others' moms-in-law
Born:	June 12, 1949
Died:	????
Sex:	Male
Occupation:	Security Guard at Andrew Johnson High ("Home of the Impeachers")
Species:	Half-man, half-icebox...at least in terms of his size
Height:	6'6"
Weight:	265 pounds (after graduating from "Pies Anonymous" rehab center)
Body type:	Pie-addict
Sibling(s):	None
Relatives:	????
Spouse(s):	????
Character played by:	Bubba Smith in Season 5 episode "All Night Security Dude"

"Spare Tire" Dixon, played by the late Bubba Smith, is a man who believes - like Al - that he was destined for greatness as a high school football player. The difference is that "Spare Tire" blames Al for that dream not coming true. The two engaged in (at least, as they themselves recall) a titanic goal-line struggle, with Al just managing to smuggle the ball over the line for a touchdown. "Spare Tire", however, argues that Al's knee was down before the ball crossed; ergo, the touchdown should not have counted. In "All Night Security Dude", the two now middle-aged men re-enact their clash (exhausting themselves in the process); "Spare Tire" finally accepts that Al indeed made his touchdown.