12 Days 'Til Christmas is a parody of the traditional Christmas carol "The Twelve Days of Christmas".
It is heard on MWC in the season 7 episode, "Christmas", as Peg, Kelly and Bud sing to Al the jobs the have lined up for him to buy them Christmas gifts.
Lyrics[]
[Peg, Kelly and Bud]
With twelve days 'til Christmas, your family got for you:
[Peg]
12 days fruit picking.
[Bud]
11 off-ramp selling.
[Peg]
10 toilets cleaning.
[Kelly]
9 digging graves.
[Bud]
8 snaking sewers.
[Peg]
7 spearing rats.
[Kelly]
6 training guard dogs.
[Peg, Kelly and Bud]
5 giving blood!
[Peg]
4 crash-test dummying.
[Kelly]
3 jobs roach killing.
[Bud]
2 jobs dog catching.
[Peg, Kelly and Bud]
And one job Santaing at the mall.