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Alice is a ditzy, buxom, blonde who shops at the Bundy yard sale in the Season 4 episode of Married... with Children titled "Yard Sale".

The part of Alice is played by Kate Morrison.

About Alice[]

When the Bundys hold a yard sale of all of their unwanted things, one of the few people who shows up is Alice. Standing at the "Ask Winky The Psychic Dead Bird" booth, in a low-cut, strapless sun dress and twirling her hair, she asks "Why do men treat me like I'm stupid?". Kelly, who was "operating" the booth, answers, disguising her voice, '"Beats the hell out of me. They treat me that way too. Maybe it's because we're blonde!"

Alice, leaving with Mark as he leaves Marcy behind.

Alice, leaving with Mark as he leaves Marcy behind.

As she continues admiring the dead bird, Marcy Rhoades arrives with her latest in a string of loser boyfriends, a Leisure-Suit Larry clad type named Mark. After she shows him off to Al and brags that he is a one-woman type of man, he says "Then that must be her now!". Alice is then shown walking with Mark, causing Marcy to become upset and chase after them.

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