Alpha Gonna Get 'Em was the fraternity started by Bud Bundy during his sophomore year at community college. It is featured in the Season 7 episode, "Frat Chance".
Description[]
Although not much else known about the organization, what is known is that it was founded by Bud in order for him and other young men to hook up with girls at his local community college.
The motto for the group is "Lookie, lookie! We're gonna get some nookie!" and "We'll do good on our tests, so we'll feel some breasts!". They also have a secret salute, which consist of dropping their pants and holding their hands in the air, fondling an imaginary pair of breasts while saying "Honk! Honk!".
The frat is located at the Bundy Residence in the garage, though their meeting is often interrupted by Bud's parents Al Bundy and Peggy Bundy, as well as the neighbors Marcy D'Arcy and Jefferson D'Arcy, who laugh and point at them.
Background[]
Upon telling his parents and sister about how he plans to graduate from community college, he declares that he will have a new girlfriend in the new semester. After being laughed at by the family and even the neighbors, he decides to create a fraternity.
Although he bragged to his parents that the frat would have "so many college girls, Woody Allen would be knocking on our door" and that its members would be the cream of the crop, at the first meeting, the only members besides Bud were:
- Ahmed, a foreigner who works at a local convenience store
- Francis, a stereotypical nerdy student
- Gus, a senior citizen who was trying to relive his youth and score some "tail"
Although Bud promised them that there would be women, the other three seem to keep losing faith, after they are mocked by Bud's parents and neighbors, as well as his sister, Kelly Bundy, who shows them a poster of what a real man looks like, before suggesting that it would be ok for them to give up on women and be gay. By the time Bud gets actual women to show up, the other three had left, as Kelly informed him that Gus and Ahmed were bored and Gus' prostate flared up. Seeing that there was no other option left, he invited Al and Jefferson to party with them, who are unaware that the women are only there because Bud had told them that all of the frat members are gay.
It is unclear if the frat was disbanded after that night or if someone else took over, as Bud transferred to Trumaine University a few episodes later in "The Old College Try" and join another fraternity called Gamma Gamma Sigma Pi in Season 8.