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Boz is a friend of Bud Bundy who appeared in the Season 3 episode of Married... with Children titled "The Dateless Amigo".

The part of Boz is played in the episode by then-teen actor Stephen Dorff.

About Boz[]

At the Bundy Residence, Bud and his friends, collectively known as "the amigos", hang out and discuss what they will do for their upcoming "amigo night". Teddy and Boz admit to him that they can not hang out that night because they got dates. When the now-surprised Bud asks them how, Teddy explains that instead of throwing rocks at girls like they normally do, they talked to them and they did not run away.

Not wanting to be "the dateless amigo", Bud offers to host a make out party and assures them that he'll have a date for that night. Though, realizing that he can't find any other girl from school to be his date, he then resorts to getting a mannequin and hopes that no one notices.

The following night, Teddy and Boz come over with their dates, Lisa and Caroline. In order to set the mood (and hide the fact that he has a mannequin for a date), he lowers the lights as "Yes, I'm Ready" plays in the background. However, the girls are not really interested in Teddy and Boz, as the two boys seem to be acting rather immature and want to focus on making out. Instead, the girls dance with themselves, while commenting that Bud looks cute and admiring his date's dress.

A few moments later, Teddy and Boz try to convince the girls to join them on the couch and try to make out with them again. Bud tries to convince the group that he is going upstairs with his date for some private time. But as the girls complain to their dates about how immature they are and how Bud seems to be acting more mature than them, Bud struggles to get the mannequin up the stairs as it starts to come apart.

Boz, quite impressed at Bud's "woman" says, "Bud got a real woman, and all we got is dead wood!"