- For other characters with the name "Director" see Director.
Director is a character who set to direct the Ice Hole beer commercial in the Season 9 episode of Married... with Children titled "Kelly Breaks Out".
He is played by actor and writer Cleto Augusto.
Background[]
As the director and his stage manager prepare to film the Ice Hole commercial, they also have to deal with Marcy D'Arcy and her feminist group, F.A.N.G.. The group are protesting due to the ad featuring sexy women and had recently hired Kelly Bundy to be the next model.
Al arrives on the set and informs the director and stage manager that Kelly had a skin issue earlier and against his wishes, chose to treat it with Uncle Sticky's Pimple Potion, which caused her to lose all of her hair and grow a goatee.
Upon seeing her new look, the director becomes upset and tells Al that they are trying to sell beer and not Lucky Charms cereal (implying that Kelly looks like a leprechaun) and that they need her to be sexy. Hearing this, Marcy comes up to him with a camcorder, informing him that she recorded what he said and will use it to sue him in a multi-million dollar lawsuit for discrimination. He proceeds to ask the stage manager if it is possible for Marcy's group to sue on behalf of the ugly. Al chimes in and tells the director " Four words: Attorney. General. Janet. Reno.".
Sometime later, the commercial was made, but Kelly was soon fired after the effects wore off.