Dial B for Virgin was the 190th overall series episode of Married... with Children also the 7th episode of Season 9 of the series. Directed by Amanda Bearse and written by Wayne Kline, the episode originally aired on FOX-TV on October 16, 1994. The episode name is a spoof of a Alfred Hitchcock film, "Dial M for Murder."


Bud's community service assignment for college is the one he is least suited for: consulting virgins on the brink of temptation, while he has to wrestle with temptation himself when he has to go to one's house to talk her out of it. Meanwhile, Al and Peggy go to the video store to find a movie they both can watch together.


Bud is put in charge of a hotline service catering to virgins who feel tempted to have sex before they're ready. He ends up at a virgin's house to talk her out of sex, gets turned on by her and sleeps with her mom. Meanwhile, Al and Peg have problems deciding what movie to rent at the video store, and Al runs into Marcy in the adult section, where she claims she intends to erase the movies she's renting and then return them. One of the movies prominently displayed near the front counter is Dutch, which is being given away as a freebie.

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  • Al: Ah, here are the classics. Schindler's Lust. Booty and the Beast. And my favorite, Forrest Hump.
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