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It's A Lonely Life For Grandmaster B is a song performed by Bud Bundy in the Season 6 episode, "If Al Had a Hammer".

Although the 'Grandmaster B' persona was based on David Faustino's real-life interest in rap, the song was written by Kevin Curran, a writer and producer for Married...with Children, who provided the voice of Buck Bundy.

Appearance on Married... with Children[]

Bud, in his Grandmaster B persona, brings his new girlfriend, Jill to the Bundy Residence after class. Believing that he is a street-wise, gun totting bad boy, she asks him to show off his skill. He gets up and starts beatboxing before starting to rap. After he is done, he strikes a pose before suggesting that they make out.

Lyrics[]

He came from the streets where everyone's meat.
Guns in the night put you under a sheet.

Can't love no one 'cause he's on the run.
Sleeps in the alleys, wakes by the sun.

Listen to the sirens, thinkin' they're for me.
It's a lonely life for Grandmaster B.

Yes, a lonely life for Grandmaster B.

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