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|Adios
  
|Adios
 
|[[Episode:One Down, Two to Go|5x10]], [[Episode:Love Conquers Al|10x12]]
  
|[[Episode:One Down, Two to Go|5x10]], [[Episode:Love Conquers Al|10x12]]
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|Bras
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|Brows
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|[[Episode:Heels on Wheels|7x15]]
 
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|Brazil
  
|Brazil
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|Chinese Water Torture
  
|Chinese Water Torture
 
|[[Episode:Movie Show|7x21]]
  
|[[Episode:Movie Show|7x21]]
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|-
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|Coinkidink
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|Coincidence
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|[[Episode:T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp|7x02]], [[Episode:Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore|7x08]]
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|-
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|Coronary-copia
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|Cornucopia
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|[[Episode:I Want My Psycho Dad (Part 1)|9x12]]
 
|-
  
|-
 
|Coyote
  
|Coyote
 
|Kyoto
  
|Kyoto
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|[[Episode:The Two that Got Away|10x09]]
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|[[Episode:Dud Bowl II|10x10]]
 
|-
  
|-
 
|Da-ta
  
|Da-ta
 
|Ta-da
  
|Ta-da
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|[[Episode:Requiem For a Chevyweight (Part II)|11x05]]
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|[[Episode:Crimes Against Obesity|11x09]]
 
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|East Dakota
  
|East Dakota
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|[[Episode:The Undergraduate|9x26]]
  
|[[Episode:The Undergraduate|9x26]]
 
|-
  
|-
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|fox paws
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|Fox paws
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|faux pas
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|Faux pas
 
|[[Episode:The Gas Station Show|6x23]]
  
|[[Episode:The Gas Station Show|6x23]]
 
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|-
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|Goodfellas
  
|Goodfellas
 
|[[Episode:The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (Part 2)|10x15]]
  
|[[Episode:The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (Part 2)|10x15]]
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|-
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|Lesbian
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|Thespian
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|[[Episode:Something Larry This Way Comes|9x20]]
 
|-
  
|-
 
|Long Island
  
|Long Island
 
|Los Angeles
  
|Los Angeles
 
|[[Episode:Route 666 (Part I)|5x23]]
  
|[[Episode:Route 666 (Part I)|5x23]]
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|-
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|Los Angeles, the Big Apple
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|New York City is known as the Big Apple
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|[[Episode:Kelly Does Hollywood, Part II|6x10]]
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|-
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|Magnesia
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|Amnesia
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|[[Episode:You Can't Miss|7x17]]
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|-
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|Mental pause
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|Menopause
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|[[Episode:Go For the Old|7x19]]
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|-
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|Metamucil
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|Metaphoric
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|[[Episode:Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore|7x08]]
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|-
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|Ministers
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|Minerals
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|[[Episode:The Egg and I|6x17]]
 
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|-
 
|Mistress
  
|Mistress
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|[[Episode:One Down, Two to Go|5x10]]
  
|[[Episode:One Down, Two to Go|5x10]]
 
|-
  
|-
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|Monte Cristo's revenge
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|A veritable coronarycopia of your favorites.
  
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|Montezuma's revenge
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|cornucopia
  
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|[[Episode:I Want My Psycho Dad (Part 1)|9x12]]
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|[[Episode:Al... with Kelly|5x02]]
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|-
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|North and South Georgia
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|Mentioned as US States; Georgia (single state)
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|[[Episode:Just Shoe It|6x15]]
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|Norwegia
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|Norway
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|[[Episode:Proud to Be Your Bud|8x03]]
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|-
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|Optometrist
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|Optimist
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|[[Episode:Mr. Empty Pants|7x17]]
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|-
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|Ping and pong
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|Ying and yang
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|[[Episode:Torch Song Duet|10x25]]
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|-
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|Poke High
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|Polk High
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|[[Episode:Poke High|3x03]]
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|-
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|Probation
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|Prostation
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|[[Episode:Route 666 (Part I)|5x23]]
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|-
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|Proctology
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|Ecology
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|[[Episode:Flight of the Bumblebee|10x07]]
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|-
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|Reincarcerated
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|Reincarnated
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|[[Episode:Torch Song Duet|10x25]]
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|-
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|Rocks
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|Minerals
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|[[Episode:Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics|4x02]]
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|-
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|Spinach
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|Spanish
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|[[Episode:Al Goes to the Dogs|10x21]]
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|-
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|Stereo system
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|Stereotype
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|[[Episode:Sleepless in Chicago|9x08]]
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|-
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|Street Louis
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|Saint Louis
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|[[Episode:A Man For No Seasons|9x11]]
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|-
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|Testicle
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|Testica
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|[[Episode:Requiem For a Chevyweight (Part II)|11x05]]
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|-
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|Topeka!
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|Eureka!
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|[[Episode:Kelly Bounces Back|5x06]]
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|-
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|Unconscious
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|Confucius
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|[[Episode:The Undergraduate|9x26]]
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|-
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|Urethra!
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|Eureka!
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|[[Episode:Kelly Bounces Back|5x06]]
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|-
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|Vale-dictator
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|Valedictorian
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|[[Episode:Blond and Blonder|10x08]]
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|Vegetarian
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|Veterinarian
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|[[Episode:Al Goes Deep|8x25]]
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|Viola
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|Voila
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|[[Episode:Married...With Prom Queen: The Sequel|3x18]]
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|Wallabie
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|Wannabe
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|[[Episode:Hi I.Q.|6x20]]
 
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|-
  
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Buenos Nachos
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Buenos Nachos.
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|Buenas Noches
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|Buenas Noches.
 
|[[Episode:And Baby Makes Money|5x11]]
  
|[[Episode:And Baby Makes Money|5x11]]
 
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|I wear my heart on my sleaze
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|I wear my heart on my sleaze.
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|I wear my heart on my sleeve
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|I wear my heart on my sleeve.
 
|[[Episode:Movie Show|7x21]]
  
|[[Episode:Movie Show|7x21]]
 
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|Down Yours
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|Down yours.
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|Up Yours
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|Up yours.
 
|[[Episode:The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (Part 2)|10x15]]
  
|[[Episode:The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (Part 2)|10x15]]
 
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|Strip-search me.
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|The Mind Wobbles
  
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|Search me.
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|The Mind Boggles
  
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|[[Episode:Cheese, Cues and Blood|6x04]]
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|-
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|The mind wobbles.
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|The mind boggles.
 
|[[Episode:Kelly Does Hollywood, Part I|6x09]]
  
|[[Episode:Kelly Does Hollywood, Part I|6x09]]
 
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|The Prostitution Rests
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|The prostitution rests.
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|The Prosecution Rests
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|The prosecution rests.
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|[[Episode:What Goes Around Comes Around|4x18]], [[Episode:Un-Alful Entry|7x20]]
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|[[Episode:What Goes Around Comes Around|4x18]]
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|The defense breasts.
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|The defense rests.
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|[[Episode:Un-Alful Entry|7x20]]
 
|-
  
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|I'm on the horns of an enema
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|I'm on the horns of an enema.
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|I'm on the horns of a dilemma
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|I'm on the horns of a dilemma.
 
|[[Episode:Raingirl|4x21]]
  
|[[Episode:Raingirl|4x21]]
 
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!Episode
  
!Episode
 
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|As Shakespeare said, the plate's the thing
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|As Shakespeare said, the plate's the thing.
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|The play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king
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|The play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
 
|[[Episode:Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore|7x08]]
  
|[[Episode:Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore|7x08]]
 
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|E before O except before E-I-E-I-O
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|E before O except before E-I-E-I-O.
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|I before E except after C/Old McDonald Had a Farm
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|A mixture of ''I before E except after C'' and the song ''Old MacDonald had a Farm, E-I-E-I-O'' as an explanation for the spelling of ''Sheos.''
 
|[[Episode:Pump Fiction|9x23]]
  
|[[Episode:Pump Fiction|9x23]]
 
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|-
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|Feet are cold, starve for pizza./
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|Feed a Cold, Starve for Pizza/Starve a Pizza, Eat Cold Feet
  
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|Feed a Cold, Starve a Fever
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Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.
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|Feed a cold, starve a fever.
 
|[[Episode:Al... with Kelly|5x02]]
  
|[[Episode:Al... with Kelly|5x02]]
 
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|-
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|He Who Laughs Last, Laughs West
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|He who laughs last, laughs west.
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|He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best
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|He who laughs last laughs best.
 
|[[Episode:Hi I.Q.|6x20]]
  
|[[Episode:Hi I.Q.|6x20]]
 
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|Make New Thoughts, but Keep the Old, One is Silver, and the Other is Old
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|Make new thoughts, but keep the old, one is silver and the other is old.
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|Make New Friends, but Keep the Old Ones, One is Silver and the Other is Gold
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|Make new friends, but keep the old, one is silver and the other gold.
 
|[[Episode:Hi I.Q.|6x20]]
  
|[[Episode:Hi I.Q.|6x20]]
 
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|-
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|To Be Forewarned, Is To Have Four Arms
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|To be forewarned, is to have four arms.
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|Forewarned Is Forearmed
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|Forewarned is forearmed.
 
|[[Episode:Wabbit Season|5x08]]
  
|[[Episode:Wabbit Season|5x08]]
 
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|You have nothing to fear, but fear strikes out
  
|You have nothing to fear, but fear strikes out
 
|We have nothing to fear but fear itself
  
|We have nothing to fear but fear itself
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|{{MWC}} [[Episode:Oldies But Young 'Uns|5x17]] (Franklin D. Roosevelt)
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|[[Episode:Oldies But Young 'Uns|5x17]] (Franklin D. Roosevelt)
 
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Revision as of 12:20, 16 September 2017

Kellyisms are the malapropisms that are spoken by Kelly Bundy when attempting to use popular sayings, such as mottos, mantras or proverbs. However, because of her poor education and comprehension, these often are misquoted, either by a single word or entirely. It should be noted that sometimes, even when using a malapropism, Kelly still manages to get the point across, if not easily, while other times, it's just awkward and silly.

Expressions

What Kelly Said What Kelly Means Episode
ABD ABC 5x19
Adidas Adios 5x10, 10x12
Bras Brows 7x15
Brazil Mentioned as a US State 6x15
Buttshell Nutshell 9x17
Chinese Waiter Torture Chinese Water Torture 7x21
Coinkidink Coincidence 7x02, 7x08
Coronary-copia Cornucopia 9x12
Coyote Kyoto 10x10
Da-ta Ta-da 11x09
East Dakota North/South Dakota 4x21
Electrical Electoral 7x07
Felines Females 9x26
Fox paws Faux pas 6x23
Francis Ford Coppertop Francis Ford Coppola 9x23
Grey Mattress Grey Matter 8x18
G-Spot Ten Spot 3x21
Hunchback Hunch 5x24
Illegitimate Illiterate 4x20
Illiteral Illiterate 7x08
Indonesia Amnesia 11x10
Inseminations Insinuations 5x10
Intersections Interjections 6x10
Jolly Goodfellas Goodfellas 10x15
Lesbian Thespian 9x20
Long Island Los Angeles 5x23
Los Angeles, the Big Apple New York City is known as the Big Apple 6x10
Magnesia Amnesia 7x17
Mental pause Menopause 7x19
Metamucil Metaphoric 7x08
Ministers Minerals 6x17
Mistress Master 5x10
Monte Cristo's revenge Montezuma's revenge 5x02
North and South Georgia Mentioned as US States; Georgia (single state) 6x15
Norwegia Norway 8x03
Optometrist Optimist 7x17
Ping and pong Ying and yang 10x25
Poke High Polk High 3x03
Probation Prostation 5x23
Proctology Ecology 10x07
Reincarcerated Reincarnated 10x25
Rocks Minerals 4x02
Spinach Spanish 10x21
Stereo system Stereotype 9x08
Street Louis Saint Louis 9x11
Testicle Testica 11x05
Topeka! Eureka! 5x06
Unconscious Confucius 9x26
Urethra! Eureka! 5x06
Vale-dictator Valedictorian 10x08
Vegetarian Veterinarian 8x25
Viola Voila 3x18
Wallabie Wannabe 6x20

Statements

What Kelly Said What Kelly Means Episode

Buenos Nachos.

Buenas Noches. 5x11
I wear my heart on my sleaze. I wear my heart on my sleeve. 7x21
Down yours. Up yours. 10x15
Strip-search me. Search me. 6x04
The mind wobbles. The mind boggles. 6x09
The prostitution rests. The prosecution rests. 4x18
The defense breasts. The defense rests. 7x20
I'm on the horns of an enema. I'm on the horns of a dilemma. 4x21

Wisdom

What Kelly Said What Kelly Means Episode
As Shakespeare said, the plate's the thing. The play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king. 7x08
E before O except before E-I-E-I-O. A mixture of I before E except after C and the song Old MacDonald had a Farm, E-I-E-I-O as an explanation for the spelling of Sheos. 9x23
Feet are cold, starve for pizza./

Starve a pizza, eat cold feet.

Feed a cold, starve a fever. 5x02
He who laughs last, laughs west. He who laughs last laughs best. 6x20
Make new thoughts, but keep the old, one is silver and the other is old. Make new friends, but keep the old, one is silver and the other gold. 6x20
To be forewarned, is to have four arms. Forewarned is forearmed. 5x08

Non-Kelly Kellyisms

What Was Said What Was Meant Episode
You have nothing to fear, but fear strikes out We have nothing to fear but fear itself 5x17 (Franklin D. Roosevelt)
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