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'''Kellyisms''' are the malapropisms that are spoken by [[Kelly Bundy]] when attempting to use popular sayings, such as mottos, mantras or proverbs. However, because of her poor education and comprehension, these often are misquoted, either by a single word or entirely. It should be noted that sometimes, even when using a malapropism, Kelly still manages to get the point across, if not easily, while other times, it's just awkward and silly. |
'''Kellyisms''' are the malapropisms that are spoken by [[Kelly Bundy]] when attempting to use popular sayings, such as mottos, mantras or proverbs. However, because of her poor education and comprehension, these often are misquoted, either by a single word or entirely. It should be noted that sometimes, even when using a malapropism, Kelly still manages to get the point across, if not easily, while other times, it's just awkward and silly. |
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+ | !Episode |
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− | !Source |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |ABD |
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+ | |ABC |
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+ | |[[Episode:Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?|5x19]] |
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|Adidas |
|Adidas |
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|Adios |
|Adios |
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+ | |[[Episode:One Down, Two to Go|5x10]], [[Episode:Love Conquers Al|10x12]] |
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− | | |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Aquarium |
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+ | |Aquarius |
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+ | |[[Episode:Peggy Turns 300|4x19]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Bras |
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+ | |Brows |
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+ | |[[Episode:Heels on Wheels|7x15]] |
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|Brazil |
|Brazil |
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|Mentioned as a US State |
|Mentioned as a US State |
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+ | |[[Episode:Just Shoe It|6x15]] |
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− | | |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Bulgaria |
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+ | |Mentioned as a disease |
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+ | |[[Episode:It's a Bundyful Life, Parts I & II|4x11]] |
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|- |
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|Buttshell |
|Buttshell |
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|Nutshell |
|Nutshell |
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+ | |[[Episode:25 Years and What Do You Get?|9x17]] |
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− | | |
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|- |
|- |
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|Chinese Waiter Torture |
|Chinese Waiter Torture |
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|Chinese Water Torture |
|Chinese Water Torture |
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+ | |[[Episode:Movie Show|7x21]] |
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− | | |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Coinkidink |
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+ | |Coincidence |
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+ | |[[Episode:T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp|7x02]], [[Episode:Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore|7x08]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Coronary-copia |
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+ | |Cornucopia |
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+ | |[[Episode:I Want My Psycho Dad (Part 1)|9x12]] |
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|- |
|- |
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|Coyote |
|Coyote |
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|Kyoto |
|Kyoto |
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+ | |[[Episode:Dud Bowl II|10x10]] |
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− | | |
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|- |
|- |
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|Da-ta |
|Da-ta |
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|Ta-da |
|Ta-da |
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+ | |[[Episode:Crimes Against Obesity|11x09]] |
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− | | |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Dances with Wool |
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+ | |Dances with Wolves |
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+ | |[[Top of the Heap|TOTH]]: 1x03 |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Donald and Daffy Ducci |
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+ | |Donald and Daffy Duck, mixed with Verducci |
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+ | |[[Top of the Heap|TOTH]]: 1x05 |
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− | |East |
+ | |East Dakota |
|North/South Dakota |
|North/South Dakota |
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+ | |[[Episode:Raingirl|4x21]] |
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− | | |
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|- |
|- |
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|Electrical |
|Electrical |
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|Electoral |
|Electoral |
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+ | |[[Episode:The Chicago Wine Party|7x07]] |
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− | | |
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|- |
|- |
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|Felines |
|Felines |
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|Females |
|Females |
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+ | |[[Episode:The Undergraduate|9x26]] |
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− | | |
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|- |
|- |
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− | | |
+ | |Fox paws |
− | | |
+ | |Faux pas |
− | | |
+ | |[[Episode:The Gas Station Show|6x23]] |
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|- |
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|Francis Ford Coppertop |
|Francis Ford Coppertop |
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|Francis Ford Coppola |
|Francis Ford Coppola |
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+ | |[[Episode:Pump Fiction|9x23]] |
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− | | |
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|- |
|- |
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|Grey Mattress |
|Grey Mattress |
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|Grey Matter |
|Grey Matter |
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+ | |[[Episode:Get Outta Dodge|8x18]] |
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− | | |
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|- |
|- |
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|G-Spot |
|G-Spot |
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|Ten Spot |
|Ten Spot |
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+ | |[[Episode:Life's A Beach|3x21]] |
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− | | |
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|- |
|- |
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|Hunchback |
|Hunchback |
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|Hunch |
|Hunch |
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+ | |[[Episode:Route 666 (Part II)|5x24]] |
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− | | |
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|- |
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|Illegitimate |
|Illegitimate |
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|Illiterate |
|Illiterate |
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+ | |[[Episode:Peggy Made a Little Lamb|4x20]] |
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− | | |
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|- |
|- |
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|Illiteral |
|Illiteral |
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|Illiterate |
|Illiterate |
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+ | |[[Episode:Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore|7x08]] |
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− | | |
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|- |
|- |
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|Indonesia |
|Indonesia |
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|Amnesia |
|Amnesia |
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+ | |[[Episode:The Stepford Peg|11x10]] |
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− | | |
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|- |
|- |
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|Inseminations |
|Inseminations |
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+ | |Insinuations |
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− | |Influence |
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+ | |[[Episode:One Down, Two to Go|5x10]] |
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− | | |
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|Intersections |
|Intersections |
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|Interjections |
|Interjections |
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+ | |[[Episode:Kelly Does Hollywood, Part II|6x10]] |
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− | | |
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|- |
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|Jolly Goodfellas |
|Jolly Goodfellas |
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|Goodfellas |
|Goodfellas |
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+ | |[[Episode:The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (Part 2)|10x15]] |
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− | | |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Lesbian |
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+ | |Thespian |
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+ | |[[Episode:Something Larry This Way Comes|9x20]] |
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|- |
|- |
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|Long Island |
|Long Island |
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|Los Angeles |
|Los Angeles |
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+ | |[[Episode:Route 666 (Part I)|5x23]] |
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− | | |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Los Angeles, the Big Apple |
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+ | |New York City is known as the Big Apple |
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+ | |[[Episode:Kelly Does Hollywood, Part II|6x10]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Magnesia |
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+ | |Amnesia |
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+ | |[[Episode:You Can't Miss|7x17]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Mental pause |
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+ | |Menopause |
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+ | |[[Episode:Go For the Old|7x19]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Metamucil |
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+ | |Metaphoric |
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+ | |[[Episode:Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore|7x08]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Ministers |
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+ | |Minerals |
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+ | |[[Episode:The Egg and I|6x17]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Mistress |
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+ | |Master |
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+ | |[[Episode:One Down, Two to Go|5x10]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Monte Cristo's revenge |
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+ | |Montezuma's revenge |
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+ | |[[Episode:Al... with Kelly|5x02]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |North and South Georgia |
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+ | |Mentioned as US States; Georgia (single state) |
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+ | |[[Episode:Just Shoe It|6x15]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Norwegia |
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+ | |Norway |
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+ | |[[Episode:Proud to Be Your Bud|8x03]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Optometrist |
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+ | |Optimist |
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+ | |[[Episode:Mr. Empty Pants|7x17]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Ping and pong |
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+ | |Ying and yang |
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+ | |[[Episode:Torch Song Duet|10x25]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Poke High |
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+ | |Polk High |
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+ | |[[Episode:Poke High|3x03]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Probation |
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+ | |Prostation |
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+ | |[[Episode:Route 666 (Part I)|5x23]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Proctology |
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+ | |Ecology |
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+ | |[[Episode:Flight of the Bumblebee|10x07]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Reincarcerated |
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+ | |Reincarnated |
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+ | |[[Episode:Torch Song Duet|10x25]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Rocks |
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+ | |Minerals |
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+ | |[[Episode:Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics|4x02]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Spinach |
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+ | |Spanish |
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+ | |[[Episode:Al Goes to the Dogs|10x21]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Stereo system |
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+ | |Stereotype |
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+ | |[[Episode:Sleepless in Chicago|9x08]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Street Louis |
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+ | |Saint Louis |
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+ | |[[Episode:A Man For No Seasons|9x11]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Terminus |
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+ | |Terminal |
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+ | |[[Episode:It's a Bundyful Life, Parts I & II|4x11]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Testicle |
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+ | |Testica |
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+ | |[[Episode:Requiem For a Chevyweight (Part II)|11x05]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Topeka! |
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+ | |Eureka! |
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+ | |[[Episode:Kelly Bounces Back|5x06]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Unconscious |
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+ | |Confucius |
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+ | |[[Episode:The Undergraduate|9x26]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Urethra! |
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+ | |Eureka! |
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+ | |[[Episode:Kelly Bounces Back|5x06]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Vale-dictator |
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+ | |Valedictorian |
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+ | |[[Episode:Blond and Blonder|10x08]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Vegetarian |
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+ | |Veterinarian |
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+ | |[[Episode:Al Goes Deep|8x25]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Viola |
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+ | |Voilà |
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+ | |[[Episode:Married...With Prom Queen: The Sequel|3x18]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Wallabie |
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+ | |Wannabe |
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+ | |[[Episode:Hi I.Q.|6x20]] |
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==Statements== |
==Statements== |
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!What Kelly Said |
!What Kelly Said |
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!What Kelly Means |
!What Kelly Means |
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+ | !Episode |
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− | !Source |
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+ | |As inevitable as death in Texas. |
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− | |Buenos Nachos |
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+ | |As inevitable as death and taxes. |
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− | |Buenas Noches |
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+ | |[[Episode:You Gotta Know When to Hold Them, Part I|4x16]] |
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− | | |
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− | |Down Yours |
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− | |Up Yours |
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+ | Buenos Nachos. |
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+ | |Buenas Noches. |
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+ | |[[Episode:And Baby Makes Money|5x11]] |
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+ | |B-U-N-D and sometimes Y. |
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− | |The Mind Wobbles |
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+ | |Combination of the spelling of Bundy and English vowels "A-E-I-O-U and sometimes Y". |
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− | |The Mind Boggles |
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+ | |[[Episode:Ship Happens (Part I)|9x18]] |
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− | | |
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+ | |Comme ci, comme di. |
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− | |The Prostitution Rests |
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+ | |Comme ci, comme ça. |
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− | |The Prosecution Rests |
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+ | |[[Episode:I Want My Psycho Dad (Part 1)|9x12]] |
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− | | |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Down yours. |
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+ | |Up yours. |
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+ | |[[Episode:The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly (Part 2)|10x15]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Fly like the beagle. |
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+ | |Fly like an eagle. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Heels on Wheels|7x15]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |I'm going to hold my breast until I turn blue. |
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+ | |I'm going to hold my breath until I turn blue. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Al Goes Deep|8x25]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |I'm on the edge of my feet. |
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+ | |I'm on the edge of my seat. |
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+ | |[[Episode:The Undergraduate|9x26]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |I'm on the horns of an enema. |
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+ | |I'm on the horns of a dilemma. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Raingirl|4x21]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |I think something's rotten in the state of Denver. |
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+ | |Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. (Shakespeare) |
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+ | |[[Episode:It's a Bundyful Life, Parts I & II|4x12]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |I wear my heart on my sleaze. |
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+ | |I wear my heart on my sleeve. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Movie Show|7x21]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Is a bear catholic? |
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+ | |Is the Pope a Catholic?/Does a bear shit in the woods? |
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+ | |[[Episode:The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked|9x14]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |It's as easy as 1, 2, C. |
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+ | |It's as easy as 1, 2, 3. |
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+ | |[[Episode:The Agony of Defeet|4x22]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |It's so hot you could lay an egg on the sidewalk. |
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+ | |It's so hot you could fry an egg on the sidewalk. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Route 666 (Part II)|5x24]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Mars to Mom. |
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+ | |Earth to Mom. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Kelly's Gotta Habit|11x03]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |My brain beats faster. |
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+ | |My heart beats faster. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?|5x19]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Objection stained. |
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+ | |Objection sustained. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Un-Alful Entry|7x20]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Quoth the Raven 'Demi Moore'. |
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+ | |Quoth the Raven 'Nevermore'. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Mr. Empty Pants|7x16]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Right, and the check is in my mouth. |
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+ | |The check is in the mail. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Nooner or Later|8x21]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Squid pro quo. |
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+ | |Quid pro quo. |
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+ | |[[Episode:I Want My Psycho Dad (Part 2)|9x13]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Strip-search me. |
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+ | |Search me. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Cheese, Cues and Blood|6x04]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |That is the squaw that stroke the camel's sack. |
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+ | |That is the straw that broke the camel's back. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Shoeway to Heaven|9x01]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |The defense breasts. |
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+ | |The defense rests. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Un-Alful Entry|7x20]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |The mind wobbles. |
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+ | |The mind boggles. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Kelly Does Hollywood, Part I|6x09]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |The prostitution rests. |
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+ | |The prosecution rests. |
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+ | |[[Episode:What Goes Around Comes Around|4x18]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |The quest for the holy pail. |
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+ | |The quest for the holy grail. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore|7x08]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Three out of two. |
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+ | |Two out of three. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Chicago Shoe Exchange|11x24]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |You could've knocked me over with the weather. |
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+ | |You could've knocked me over with a feather. |
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+ | |[[Episode:The Mystery of Skull Island|6x14]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Your words fall off me like water of a duck's quack. |
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+ | |Your words fall off me like water of a duck's back. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Oldies But Young 'Uns|5x17]] |
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+ | !Episode |
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− | |As Shakespeare said, the plate's the thing |
+ | |As Shakespeare said, the plate's the thing. |
− | |The play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king |
+ | |The play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king. |
− | | |
+ | |[[Episode:Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore|7x08]] |
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|- |
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+ | |Case of rum, case of rum. |
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− | |E before O except before E-I-E-I-O |
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+ | |Que sera, sera (Whatever will be) |
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− | |I before E except after C/Old McDonald Had a Farm |
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+ | |[[Episode:The Godfather|5x13]] |
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− | | |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |E before O except before E-I-E-I-O. |
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+ | |A mixture of ''I before E except after C'' and the song ''Old MacDonald had a Farm, E-I-E-I-O'' as an explanation for the spelling of ''Sheos.'' |
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+ | |[[Episode:Pump Fiction|9x23]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Feet are cold, starve for pizza./ |
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+ | Starve a pizza, eat cold feet. |
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+ | |Feed a cold, starve a fever. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Al... with Kelly|5x02]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |He who laughs last, laughs west. |
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+ | |He who laughs last laughs best. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Hi I.Q.|6x20]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |It's better to have loved and lost than never to have seen 'Lost in Space' at all. |
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+ | |It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. |
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+ | |[[Episode:The Undergraduate|9x26]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |It turns, therefore I am. |
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+ | |I think, therefore I am. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Hi I.Q.|6x20]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Make new thoughts, but keep the old, one is silver and the other is old. |
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+ | |Make new friends, but keep the old, one is silver and the other gold. |
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+ | |[[Episode:Hi I.Q.|6x20]] |
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+ | |- |
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+ | |Mom and Dad are my relatives, therefore I am. |
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+ | |Combination of Einstein's theory of relativity and René Descartes' ''I think, therefore I am.'' |
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+ | |[[Episode:Here's Lookin' at You, Kid|3x22]] |
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|- |
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+ | |There, before the flippers, go I. |
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− | |Feed a Cold, Starve for Pizza/Starve a Pizza, Eat Cold Feet |
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+ | |There, before the grace of God, go I. |
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− | |Feed a Cold, Starve a Fever |
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− | | |
+ | |[[Episode:At the Zoo|4x10]] |
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|- |
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+ | |Those who can - do, those who can't - do not. |
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− | |He Who Laughs Last, Laughs West |
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+ | |Those who can - do, those who can't - criticise/teach. |
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− | |He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best |
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− | | |
+ | |[[Episode:Kelly Takes a Shot|9x15]] |
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|- |
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+ | |To be forewarned, is to have four arms. |
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− | |Make New Thoughts, but Keep the Old, One is Silver, and the Other is Old |
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+ | |Forewarned is forearmed. |
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− | |Make New Friends, but Keep the Old Ones, One is Silver and the Other is Gold |
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− | | |
+ | |[[Episode:Wabbit Season|5x08]] |
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|- |
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+ | |Use a condom, go to jail. |
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− | |To Be Forewarned, Is To Have Four Arms |
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+ | |Use a condom, go to school. |
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− | |Forewarned Is Forearmed |
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− | | |
+ | |[[Episode:She's Having My Baby (Part 1)|6x01]] |
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|You have nothing to fear, but fear strikes out |
|You have nothing to fear, but fear strikes out |
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|We have nothing to fear but fear itself |
|We have nothing to fear but fear itself |
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− | | |
+ | |[[Episode:Oldies But Young 'Uns|5x17]] (Franklin D. Roosevelt) |
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[[Category:Kelly Bundy]] |
[[Category:Kelly Bundy]] |
Revision as of 18:54, 23 March 2018
Kellyisms are the malapropisms that are spoken by Kelly Bundy when attempting to use popular sayings, such as mottos, mantras or proverbs. However, because of her poor education and comprehension, these often are misquoted, either by a single word or entirely. It should be noted that sometimes, even when using a malapropism, Kelly still manages to get the point across, if not easily, while other times, it's just awkward and silly.
Expressions
What Kelly Said | What Kelly Means | Episode |
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ABD | ABC | 5x19 |
Adidas | Adios | 5x10, 10x12 |
Aquarium | Aquarius | 4x19 |
Bras | Brows | 7x15 |
Brazil | Mentioned as a US State | 6x15 |
Bulgaria | Mentioned as a disease | 4x11 |
Buttshell | Nutshell | 9x17 |
Chinese Waiter Torture | Chinese Water Torture | 7x21 |
Coinkidink | Coincidence | 7x02, 7x08 |
Coronary-copia | Cornucopia | 9x12 |
Coyote | Kyoto | 10x10 |
Da-ta | Ta-da | 11x09 |
Dances with Wool | Dances with Wolves | TOTH: 1x03 |
Donald and Daffy Ducci | Donald and Daffy Duck, mixed with Verducci | TOTH: 1x05 |
East Dakota | North/South Dakota | 4x21 |
Electrical | Electoral | 7x07 |
Felines | Females | 9x26 |
Fox paws | Faux pas | 6x23 |
Francis Ford Coppertop | Francis Ford Coppola | 9x23 |
Grey Mattress | Grey Matter | 8x18 |
G-Spot | Ten Spot | 3x21 |
Hunchback | Hunch | 5x24 |
Illegitimate | Illiterate | 4x20 |
Illiteral | Illiterate | 7x08 |
Indonesia | Amnesia | 11x10 |
Inseminations | Insinuations | 5x10 |
Intersections | Interjections | 6x10 |
Jolly Goodfellas | Goodfellas | 10x15 |
Lesbian | Thespian | 9x20 |
Long Island | Los Angeles | 5x23 |
Los Angeles, the Big Apple | New York City is known as the Big Apple | 6x10 |
Magnesia | Amnesia | 7x17 |
Mental pause | Menopause | 7x19 |
Metamucil | Metaphoric | 7x08 |
Ministers | Minerals | 6x17 |
Mistress | Master | 5x10 |
Monte Cristo's revenge | Montezuma's revenge | 5x02 |
North and South Georgia | Mentioned as US States; Georgia (single state) | 6x15 |
Norwegia | Norway | 8x03 |
Optometrist | Optimist | 7x17 |
Ping and pong | Ying and yang | 10x25 |
Poke High | Polk High | 3x03 |
Probation | Prostation | 5x23 |
Proctology | Ecology | 10x07 |
Reincarcerated | Reincarnated | 10x25 |
Rocks | Minerals | 4x02 |
Spinach | Spanish | 10x21 |
Stereo system | Stereotype | 9x08 |
Street Louis | Saint Louis | 9x11 |
Terminus | Terminal | 4x11 |
Testicle | Testica | 11x05 |
Topeka! | Eureka! | 5x06 |
Unconscious | Confucius | 9x26 |
Urethra! | Eureka! | 5x06 |
Vale-dictator | Valedictorian | 10x08 |
Vegetarian | Veterinarian | 8x25 |
Viola | Voilà | 3x18 |
Wallabie | Wannabe | 6x20 |
Statements
What Kelly Said | What Kelly Means | Episode |
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As inevitable as death in Texas. | As inevitable as death and taxes. | 4x16 |
Buenos Nachos. |
Buenas Noches. | 5x11 |
B-U-N-D and sometimes Y. | Combination of the spelling of Bundy and English vowels "A-E-I-O-U and sometimes Y". | 9x18 |
Comme ci, comme di. | Comme ci, comme ça. | 9x12 |
Down yours. | Up yours. | 10x15 |
Fly like the beagle. | Fly like an eagle. | 7x15 |
I'm going to hold my breast until I turn blue. | I'm going to hold my breath until I turn blue. | 8x25 |
I'm on the edge of my feet. | I'm on the edge of my seat. | 9x26 |
I'm on the horns of an enema. | I'm on the horns of a dilemma. | 4x21 |
I think something's rotten in the state of Denver. | Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. (Shakespeare) | 4x12 |
I wear my heart on my sleaze. | I wear my heart on my sleeve. | 7x21 |
Is a bear catholic? | Is the Pope a Catholic?/Does a bear shit in the woods? | 9x14 |
It's as easy as 1, 2, C. | It's as easy as 1, 2, 3. | 4x22 |
It's so hot you could lay an egg on the sidewalk. | It's so hot you could fry an egg on the sidewalk. | 5x24 |
Mars to Mom. | Earth to Mom. | 11x03 |
My brain beats faster. | My heart beats faster. | 5x19 |
Objection stained. | Objection sustained. | 7x20 |
Quoth the Raven 'Demi Moore'. | Quoth the Raven 'Nevermore'. | 7x16 |
Right, and the check is in my mouth. | The check is in the mail. | 8x21 |
Squid pro quo. | Quid pro quo. | 9x13 |
Strip-search me. | Search me. | 6x04 |
That is the squaw that stroke the camel's sack. | That is the straw that broke the camel's back. | 9x01 |
The defense breasts. | The defense rests. | 7x20 |
The mind wobbles. | The mind boggles. | 6x09 |
The prostitution rests. | The prosecution rests. | 4x18 |
The quest for the holy pail. | The quest for the holy grail. | 7x08 |
Three out of two. | Two out of three. | 11x24 |
You could've knocked me over with the weather. | You could've knocked me over with a feather. | 6x14 |
Your words fall off me like water of a duck's quack. | Your words fall off me like water of a duck's back. | 5x17 |
Wisdom
What Kelly Said | What Kelly Means | Episode |
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As Shakespeare said, the plate's the thing. | The play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king. | 7x08 |
Case of rum, case of rum. | Que sera, sera (Whatever will be) | 5x13 |
E before O except before E-I-E-I-O. | A mixture of I before E except after C and the song Old MacDonald had a Farm, E-I-E-I-O as an explanation for the spelling of Sheos. | 9x23 |
Feet are cold, starve for pizza./
Starve a pizza, eat cold feet. |
Feed a cold, starve a fever. | 5x02 |
He who laughs last, laughs west. | He who laughs last laughs best. | 6x20 |
It's better to have loved and lost than never to have seen 'Lost in Space' at all. | It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. | 9x26 |
It turns, therefore I am. | I think, therefore I am. | 6x20 |
Make new thoughts, but keep the old, one is silver and the other is old. | Make new friends, but keep the old, one is silver and the other gold. | 6x20 |
Mom and Dad are my relatives, therefore I am. | Combination of Einstein's theory of relativity and René Descartes' I think, therefore I am. | 3x22 |
There, before the flippers, go I. | There, before the grace of God, go I. | 4x10 |
Those who can - do, those who can't - do not. | Those who can - do, those who can't - criticise/teach. | 9x15 |
To be forewarned, is to have four arms. | Forewarned is forearmed. | 5x08 |
Use a condom, go to jail. | Use a condom, go to school. | 6x01 |
Non-Kelly Kellyisms
What Was Said | What Was Meant | Episode |
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You have nothing to fear, but fear strikes out | We have nothing to fear but fear itself | 5x17 (Franklin D. Roosevelt) |