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Revision as of 20:32, 23 July 2012
Kellyisms are the malapropisms that are spoken by Kelly Bundy when attempting to use popular sayings, such as mottos, mantras or proverbs. However, because of her poor education and comprehension, these often are misquoted, either by a single word or entirely. It should be noted that sometimes, even when using a malapropism, Kelly still manages to get the point across, if not easily, while other times, it's just awkward and silly.
Expressions
What Kelly Said | What Kelly Means | Source |
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Adidas | Adios | |
Brazil | Mentioned as a US State | |
Buttshell | Nutshell | |
Chinese Waiter Torture | Chinese Water Torture | |
Coyote | Kyoto | |
Da-ta | Ta-da | |
East Dakakota | North/South Dakota | |
Electrical | Electoral | |
Felines | Females | |
Francis Ford Coppertop | Francis Ford Coppola | |
Grey Mattress | Grey Matter | |
G-Spot | Ten Spot | |
Hunchback | Hunch | |
Illegitimate | Illiterate | |
Illiteral | Illiterate | |
Indonesia | Amnesia | |
Inseminations | Influence | |
Intersections | Interjections | |
Jolly Goodfellas | Goodfellas | |
Long Island | Los Angeles |
Statements
What Kelly Said | What Kelly Means | Source |
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Buenos Nachos | Buenas Noches | |
Down Yours | Up Yours | |
The Mind Wobbles | The Mind Boggles | |
The Prostitution Rests | The Prosecution Rests |
Wisdom
What Kelly Said | What Kelly Means | Source |
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E before O except before E-I-E-I-O | I before E except after C/Old McDonald Had a Farm | |
Feed a Cold, Starve for Pizza/Starve a Pizza, Eat Cold Feet | Feed a Cold, Starve a Fever | 5x02 |
He Who Laughs Last, Laughs West | He Who Laughs Last Laughs Best | 6x20 |
Make New Thoughts, but Keep the Old, One is Silver, and the Other is Old | Make New Friends, but Keep the Old Ones, One is Silver and the Other is Gold | 6x20 |
Non-Kelly Kellyisms
What Was Said | What Was Meant | Source |
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You have nothing to fear, but fear strikes out | We have nothing to fear but fear itself | 5x17 (Franklin D. Roosevelt) |