Edd "Kookie" Byrnes posing with members of Anthrax in front of the Bundy house

Kookie, Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb) is a song performed Edd "Kookie" Byrnes with Connie Stevens.

It is performed on Married... With Children in a shortened, a cappella version by Byrnes (credited in the episode as Edward Byrnes) and the thrash metal band, Anthrax, after they are quarantined by the Environmental Protection Agency to the Bundy house in the season 6 episode, My Dinner with Anthrax.

Lyrics as heard in the episodeEdit


Kookie, Kookie, lend me your comb

Kookie, Kookie...


I got smog in my noggin!




Ever since you made the scene


The scene!

Baby, you're the ginchiest!

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