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'''Marrying Man's Fight Song''' is a song performed by [[Al Bundy|Al]] and the men at the mall lounge in the season 8 episode, [[Episode:Scared Single|Scared Single]].
 
'''Marrying Man's Fight Song''' is a song performed by [[Al Bundy|Al]] and the men at the mall lounge in the season 8 episode, [[Episode:Scared Single|Scared Single]].
   
It, along with Taps is the theme song for the men at the mall lounge ( or "The Valley of the Shadow of Death" as Al refered to it) and was used to show [[Aaron Mitchell]] what will happen should he choose to get married.
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It, along with the U.S. military funeral song, "[[wikipedia:Taps|Taps]]", is the theme song for the men at the mall lounge. ( or as Al calls it, "The Valley of the Shadow of Death"). Al takes his new co-worker, [[Aaron Mitchell]], to the lounge to show him what will happen should he choose to get married and then sings the song with them.
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The melody is similar to the [[Polk High Anthem]] which is heard earlier in the same episode.
   
 
==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
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Who knew when I first chose my mate
 
Who knew when I first chose my mate
   
That she would put on'' ''that'' ''much weight
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That she would put on ''that'' much weight
   
 
Oh sex we'd like for sure
 
Oh sex we'd like for sure

Revision as of 15:13, 7 July 2019

Al and the men at the mall lounge getting ready to sing the Marrying Man's Fight Song for Aaron

Marrying Man's Fight Song is a song performed by Al and the men at the mall lounge in the season 8 episode, Scared Single.

It, along with the U.S. military funeral song, "Taps", is the theme song for the men at the mall lounge. ( or as Al calls it, "The Valley of the Shadow of Death"). Al takes his new co-worker, Aaron Mitchell, to the lounge to show him what will happen should he choose to get married and then sings the song with them.

The melody is similar to the Polk High Anthem which is heard earlier in the same episode.

Lyrics

My wife will never cook or clean

Still my money spends

Who knew when I first chose my mate

That she would put on that much weight

Oh sex we'd like for sure

If it only weren't with her

Please K-I-L-L

K-I-L-L

Me, me, me