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'''Marrying Man's Fight Song''' is a song performed by [[Al Bundy|Al]] and the men at the mall lounge in the season 8 episode, [[Episode:Scared Single|Scared Single]]. |
'''Marrying Man's Fight Song''' is a song performed by [[Al Bundy|Al]] and the men at the mall lounge in the season 8 episode, [[Episode:Scared Single|Scared Single]]. |
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− | It, along with Taps is the theme song for the men at the mall lounge ( or "The Valley of the Shadow of Death" |
+ | It, along with the U.S. military funeral song, "[[wikipedia:Taps|Taps]]", is the theme song for the men at the mall lounge. ( or as Al calls it, "The Valley of the Shadow of Death"). Al takes his new co-worker, [[Aaron Mitchell]], to the lounge to show him what will happen should he choose to get married and then sings the song with them. |
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+ | The melody is similar to the [[Polk High Anthem]] which is heard earlier in the same episode. |
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==Lyrics== |
==Lyrics== |
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Who knew when I first chose my mate |
Who knew when I first chose my mate |
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− | That she would put on |
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Oh sex we'd like for sure |
Oh sex we'd like for sure |
Revision as of 15:13, 7 July 2019

Al and the men at the mall lounge getting ready to sing the Marrying Man's Fight Song for Aaron
Marrying Man's Fight Song is a song performed by Al and the men at the mall lounge in the season 8 episode, Scared Single.
It, along with the U.S. military funeral song, "Taps", is the theme song for the men at the mall lounge. ( or as Al calls it, "The Valley of the Shadow of Death"). Al takes his new co-worker, Aaron Mitchell, to the lounge to show him what will happen should he choose to get married and then sings the song with them.
The melody is similar to the Polk High Anthem which is heard earlier in the same episode.
Lyrics
My wife will never cook or clean
Still my money spends
Who knew when I first chose my mate
That she would put on that much weight
Oh sex we'd like for sure
If it only weren't with her
Please K-I-L-L
K-I-L-L
Me, me, me