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Al and the men at the mall lounge getting ready to sing the Marrying Man's Fight Song for Arron

Marrying Man's Fight Song is a song performed by Al and the men at the mall lounge in the season 8 episode, Scared Single.

It, along with Taps is the theme song for the men at the mall lounge ( or "The Valley of the Shadow of Death" as Al refered to it) and was used to show Arron Mitchell what will happen should he choose to get married


My wife will never cook or clean

Still my money spends

Who knew when I first chose my mate

That she would put on that much weight

Oh sex we'd like for sure

If it only weren't with her

Please K-I-L-L


Me, me, me