Myron is a nerd at Polk High School who goes on a date with Kelly Bundy in the Season 4 episode of Married... with Children titled "Fair Exchange".
He is played by actor Richard Israel.
Description[]
He is a skinny male likely around 16-17 years old. He is dressed in stereotypical nerd fashion, consisting of large thick rimmed glasses, a collared dress shirt with a big red bowtie, a cardigan sweater with a pencil pouch sticking out from one of the sweater pockets, and brown slacks.
Background[]
After the Bundys receive an exchange student from France named Yvette, Kelly shows her around school while also skipping their classes. She then tries to get Yvette to loosen up and ditch her thick winter coat and hat, which catches the attention of the boys nearby and suddenly making Yvette even more popular than Kelly.
At the dinner table, Kelly laments about losing her social status spot, but the rest of the family don't seem to care, as they are eating real food with the money that they received for hosting Yvette. Marcy Rhoades ends up talking to Kelly and suggest that if she really is desperate, as Marcy was during her time in school, to try dating a nerd.
Although she refuses to sink that low, a few nights later, she ends up going on a date with Myron. At the Bundy residence, Myron admires her beauty, while she remains distant and annoyed after he had spilled prune juice on her top during their date, which consisted of watching a slide slow of his parents' trip to the Ticonderoga pencil factory. He apologizes to her for spilling juice on her while she apologizes for punching him in the pelvis. He then asks if they could go out next Friday, as he mentions that the local museum is having an interesting exhibit on the ever changing mollusks. She hesitantly agrees to do so, as long as he wears his green pencil pouch instead, causing him to boast that its the one that really turns girls on.
Just then, Yvette arrives home from her most recent date, accompanied by two guys. As Kelly and Myron look on, Yvette kisses both guys on the cheek and tells them that she had a wonderful time before giving them one more kiss and shutting the door on them. A now-bitter Kelly then turns away as Myron tries to ask her for a favor to make their date night truly special. As she reluctantly decides to ask what he wants, he tells her that he would like a kiss from Yvette.

Myron flirting with Yvette by tugging on his green pencil pouch to show Kelly what she will be missing out on
Upon hearing this, Kelly leans in with a smile before grabbing Myron's pencil pouch, throwing it onto the floor and stomping on it to break all the pencils inside. Myron immediately gets up and pulls out his green pencil pouch that he had hidden in one of his other sweater pockets, and tells her that she just blew a good thing. As he quickly struts to the front door, he quickly turns to face Yvette and tugs on his green pencil as his way to impress her before finally exiting.
Trivia[]
- Richard Israel, who played Myron, would later appear on MWC as the court jester that Princess Kelly argues with over purple M&M's in the Season 11 episode, "A Babe in Toyland".