
Ironhead inscribing the sacred . . . guitar
The Commandments
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Rule One: It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays".
Rule Two: It is wrong to be French.
Rule Three: It is okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
Rule Four: Lawyers, see rule three.
Rule Five: It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
Rule Six: Everyone should car pool except me.
Rule Seven: Bring back the word "stewardesses".
Rule Eight: Synchronized swimming is not a sport.
Rule Nine: Mud wrestling is a sport.