The Pilgrim Girl is a Trumaine University student who agrees to model for Bud Bundy's calendar project.
She is portrayed by actress and Playboy model, Patty Breton.
Description[]
She appears to be an attractive woman in her 20s with dirty blonde hair and a slender figure. As she is Miss November for The Girls of Trumaine calendar, she is dressed in a skimpy pilgrim themed outfit, consisting of a black two piece bikini with a bonnet, apron, cuffs and black pumps. She appears to be somewhat ditzy as she spends several minutes trying to find a contact lens before realizing that she never wore them in the first place and also proceeds to leave the store and into the mall grounds while still in her skimpy outfit.
Background[]
She is first shown posing inside Gary's Shoes & Accessories for Today's Woman as Bud takes several pictures of her for his Entrepreneurial Studies class project, a calendar titled "The Girls of Trumaine University". He then stops and tells her that her shoot was the best shoot of the day. She thanks him for his kinds words and reveals that she was hesitant to model for him at first, since her friends told her that Bud is "a perverted horn dog". He plays it off and then points out that she may have lost a contact lens on the floor.
As she drops down and searches the floor for the contact, Jefferson D'Arcy and Griff, hiding behind a wall of shoe boxes, proceed to take sneaky shots of her with their cameras. After Bud gets out their way, the three continue to look on and admire the pilgrim girl bend and move on the floor. Eventually the wall of shoeboxes fall down after Griff becomes excited. The two men then try to convince her that they were taking pictures of the back of shoeboxes for a coffee table book and quickly run out to the photo development shop.
Pilgrim Girl still trying to find her contact lenses that she never wore in the first place
Bud's father, Al Bundy arrives along with his rival, Floyd Babcock and his son, Little Floyd (who is also Bud's classmate and trying to beat him in the Entrepreneurial Studies class) to show them the result of Bud's calendar project, as they all take notice of Pilgrim Girl still on her knees and looking for her contact. Floyd doesn't seem fazed though, believing that Little Floyd has the better idea. Little Floyd reveals that he has invented a printer that is compatible with both IBM and Macintosh computers, believing it will revolutionize the technological industry in the 1990s.
After taking a second glance at the Pilgrim Girl, who is still on the floor, and realizing that sex sells more than geeky computer technology, Floyd admits defeat to Al. He then tells his son that he is ashamed of him, declaring that from this day forward, "Little Floyd" shall be referred to as just "Little".
Eventually, the Pilgrim Girl stops searching, as she suddenly realizes that she doesn't wear contacts lenses in the first place. She then gets up and tells Bud that she'll see him tomorrow in their Astrophysics class. As she walks out of the store, still in her revealing costume, Griff and Jefferson follow her from behind and take several more shots with their cameras.