Policeman or Police Officer (see also Cop and Sheriff) is the name given to an unnamed law enforcement officer on Married... with Children who typically works for the Chicago Police Department. It may refer to:
- Officer Dan - Al's friend and NO MA'AM member who was originally credited as "Policeman" prior to the Season 8 episode, "NO MA'AM".
- Officer Stan - Officer Dan's partner who accompanies him to The Jiggly Room in the Season 10 episode, "Turning Japanese".
- Policeman (Her Cups Runneth Over) - A male stripper who originally arrived dressed as a police officer to entertain Peggy on her birthday in the Season 3 episode, "Her Cups Runneth Over".
- Policeman 2 (Luck of the Bundys) - A Chicago P.D. officer who turns on the television set for Al after his good luck streak came to an end in the Season 8 episode, "Luck of the Bundys".
- Policeman (Take My Wife, Please) - A member of the disco group The Village People who appear as themselves in the Season 8 episode, "Take My Wife, Please".
- Policeman (Spring Break (Part 2)) - A Fort Lauderdale police officer who arrests Al for fraud and assault in the Season 10 episode, "Spring Break (Part 2)".