The Lovely Zelda was a character who appears in the Season 2 episode of Married... with Children entitled "Just Married... with Children". The part of Zelda is played in the episode by Jessie Scott.
Description[]
She is an attractive blonde woman likely in her mid to late 20s and is constantly shown smiling directly into the camera in almost every scene. She appears to be a stereotypical dumb blonde who was hired on her looks alone, as she is slow to respond, confuses which of her arms to show and even had trouble getting back behind the curtains at one point. She also appears to be unaware that Bink hates her.
Bink described her as "out little piece of fluff that the network thrust upon me", implying that she was forced onto the show because of her looks alone, despite Bink's opposition. He also implies that she may be sexually promiscuous, as he warns Al that no one knows where she's been after declaring that he loves her over Peggy. He also implies to Roland that she may have an STD that would require a trip to the local clinic if he were to touch her.
Background[]
In the episode "Just Married... with Children" in Season 2, when the Bundys, who are posing as The Rhoades, appear on a sadistic game show called "How Do I Love Thee", where the contestants can win prizes and cash by torturing their mates, the shows host, Bink Winkleman and Zelda both seem to try to outdo each other in playing up to the camera.
She is introduced by Bink to thunderous applauds and whistles (whereas Bink received just a few pity claps), as he tells the audience that she is going to be naked in Squish Magazine soon. She is shown seated next to Bink's podium for brief periods of time before going backstage to show the prizes to the camera or escort the contestants to the next game set.
When Roland Squab, who competes with his wife Mona against the Bundys, complains to Bink about Al, who was escorted backstage by the buxom bombshell Zelda before a segment in the show, that Al, as Steve "won't let (me) touch the lovely Zelda", Bink, sounding as if he has disrespect for the intelligence and chastity of the lovely but seemingly slightly dim witted Zelda, responds "Well, then, you won't be at the clinic getting a shot!"