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Zemus Wanker appears in the Season 7 episode of Married... with Children titled "Magnificent Seven". He is portrayed by comedian/actor Bobcat Goldthwait, who subsequently lent his voice to "Mr. Floppy" on yet another brainchild of the MWC producers: the similarly-sexy (but shorter-lived) sitcom Unhappily Ever After.

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Zemus, Peg Bundy's cousin, and his wife Ida Mae Wanker drop off their son Seven for the Bundys to take care of under the premise that they were going to a nearby five and dime store to get some cigarettes, only not to return. In desperation, Al, who doesn't want to be saddled with another mouth to feed on a shoe salesman's salary, packs up the family and heads to Florida, where Zemus and Ida Mae had reportedly fled, to try to make them own up to their responsibilities as parents. Al manages to find them in a trailer park in Florida, but sees them engaging in conduct unbecoming of parents. Al thinks to himself he should take in Seven as it would be horrible to expose a child to this environment (albeit a reluctant guardian). Al returns to Illinois where he lies to Peg about being unable to find Zemus.

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